At PudgeFree, we believe in real, healthy, maintained weight loss. We are here to provide valuable information and products to help you achieve your goal of gradual, healthy weight loss. You will not lose 30 lbs in two weeks. You will not lose 30 lbs in three weeks. If you do happen to lose 30 lbs in two weeks, please send us before and after photos along with a sworn, notarized statement by a medical doctor claiming that it had anything whatsoever to do with our information or products and we will gladly refund your money, less shipping and handling. Your weight loss cannot be attributed to any one or combination of the following:

- birthing a child

- surgical separation from your Siamese twin

- amputation... accidental or voluntary

- massive loss of bodily fluid resulting from but not limited to: /donating all of your blood to the red cross/unfortunate vacuum accident/ignorance regarding farming equipment/vampires/constant, uncontrolled urination